Army of Dog

Those silly Alaskans are refusing to sacrifice worldly considerations, like not being poor, at the altar of “Climate Change” (I capitalized it because it’s just that fucking important people).  That’s okay though, because when our Lord and Savior Obama Christ becomes President, he’ll rain down legislative fire and brimstone on those sinners.  Then he’ll meet with Pope Al I and they will come up with brave punishments for any other heretics who aren’t willing to commit to poverty and economic suicide in the name of the cause.

The one big obstacle in this plan, however, is that the Governor of Alaska appears to have much bigger balls on this issue than most of the rest of the Republican Party.  She looks like a pretty big obstacle to the sort of sweeping climate legislation we need to save the Earth from cooking itself like a giant, planet-shaped rotisserie chicken sometime in the next few days.  Oh, and the worst part is that the evil Alaskan heretic looks like this:

Not that a woman’s looks should ever be a factor in the discussion of her professional effectiveness, but I’m just sayin’, rowr!