This is Just Depressing

March 24th, 2008

If a man who marries slutty celebrities for attention and a hepatitis-positive former Playboy centerfold whose previous matrimonial accomplishments consist of Tommy Lee and Kid Rock can’t make it work, do any of us really have a chance?

Pam Anderson, Husband Agree Two-Month Marriage Should Be Annulled Over Fraud

Rick Salomon agrees in papers responding to a filing by the “Baywatch” actress that the marriage should be annulled because of fraud, though neither set of documents elaborated.

Salomon did not ask for spousal support and asked that it not be awarded to Anderson.

A phone message left for Anderson’s publicist was not immediately returned Friday.

Rick Salomon married Shannen Doherty and is most famous for being the dick in the 1 Night in Paris video. Pamela Anderson has publicly admitted to having Hepatitis-C, changes cup sizes more often than I change my oil, and got pounded by Tommy Lee in the most famous celebrity sex tape in history. How in the hell is “fraud” even possible in this disaster?

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