Questions Nobody Asked
March 27th, 2008Q: Why are your posts so sporadic?
A: I run a brick-and-mortar business so my spare time tends to vacillate between sparse and non-existent. I generally post when there’s something I should be doing that I really want to avoid.
Q: Did you expect anyone to read this blog when you started it?
A: Yes. I posted my first couple of entries and then set in motion a cunning plan to have the coolest blogger on the entire internet link to me within the first 24 hours. It was executed to perfection.
Q: Seriously?
A: No.
Q: What do you hope to accomplish with your blog?
A: I hope that I can offer my unique insight on political issues of the day and amuse people with my wry humor, but mainly I want to see the realization of my lifelong dream to bring the word “cocksucker” into the mainstream of American political discourse. For example:
Senator Obama: I believe that we are facing a unique opportunity to heal the deep wounds of our past and begin a journey to a united America ready to face the challenges that lay before us.
Senator Clinton: That sounds wonderful, but I think the real question on the minds of Americans is why you still maintain your relationship with that racist cocksucker who pastored your church for twenty years?
Q: Why “Army of Dog?”
A: Because it’s hard to get links for a blog called “Army of Cocksucker.”
March 27th, 2008 at 11:26 am
I would totally link to “Army of Cocksucker”.
And I support the realization of your goal. To prove it, I’ll use the word “cocksucker” in a post today. My mom will cry but I gotta do what needs to be done.
March 27th, 2008 at 11:39 am
Your solidarity is much appreciated.
March 27th, 2008 at 5:17 pm
Hey, who’s asking the questions? Oh, nobody. Duh. Shoulda’ just read the title of the post.
March 28th, 2008 at 12:30 am
Sporadic? Near as I can tell, you’re running at least one post a day, easily. Then again, I read sporadically, so there you go. *grin*
March 28th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
This “Army of Cocksucker” linkage problem? I think maybe you have mistakes in understanding intertubes.
Problem would more likely be cocksuckerlanche.
March 29th, 2008 at 4:28 am
I understand your quest for the rachellanche. I too would welcome one. Will you settle for an indirect link? After all, I read your blog and hers, so there is a little connection there, right? I’m grasping at straws here, but that’s okay. You still blog more often than I do.
March 31st, 2008 at 4:30 pm
Niiiice. Gotta love the Rachel blogroll.