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Dutch parliament bans sex with animals

The Dutch parliament voted unanimously Thursday to outlaw bestiality and pornography involving animals.

Sex with animals and the making of animal pornography now will carry a punishment of up to six months in jail under the measure.

Current Dutch law forbids bestiality only when animals are found to have been mistreated.

I wonder if some poor bastards had to actually sit down and come up with criteria to determine whether an animal involved in bestiality was “mistreated?” Well, yes, evidently they did, and the current standard says that the prosecution must prove that the animal was an unwilling participant.

I want someone to actually bring the sheep in and put it on the stand:

Prosecutor On the night in question, did you give the defendant any reason to believe that you would willingly participate in sexual activity?

Victim Mmbaaah.

Judge I’m afraid you’ll have to answer the question “yes” or “no.”