http://armyofdog.com Liberals like poor people, that's why they're trying to create so many of them. Thu, 26 Jun 2008 19:11:36 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en I'm ready to begin the Bacchanalian celebration of feasting and firearms alongside every other red-blooded American who understands the nature of our freedoms and the ease with which they can be taken away. That being said, I can't help but feel like this decision was more of an escape ... http://armyofdog.com/narrow-escape.html The Obamessiah comes to you with a message of hope, inclusion, international harmony, and racial unity ... unless of course your a muslim chick in a headscarf.  In that case, you'd best scoot to the end of the stage where we can make sure you don't wind up in the ... http://armyofdog.com/senator-hopechanges-staff-screws-the-proverbial-pooch.html Humans have the right to be stupid enough to fall for the Obamessiah's bullshit, but that doesn't really entitle you to drag your dog into it.  That's exactly what the cruel bastards who submitted photos to Puppies4Obama have done.  The site is full of Obamaniacs sending in photos and claiming ... http://armyofdog.com/help-stop-dog-abuse.html Ira Isaacs is being prosecuted in federal court for violating obscenity laws.  He apparently likes to make porn that deals with urine, feces, violence against women, and bestiality.  So, we've established that Isaacs is a complete douchebag.  That's not really the interesting part.  The interesting part is that the judge ... http://armyofdog.com/if-youre-a-pervert-its-nice-to-have-a-job-where-you-wear-a-robe-all-day.html Michelle Malkin has a story about a new campaign designed to make young men believe that if they vote for Republicans, the supply of bitter, partisan skanks with little or no self respect will suddenly dry up like a water hole in the Serengeti. Yeah, I'm thinking not. ... http://armyofdog.com/i-think-theyve-underestimated-the-supply.html This guy: All the medical technology in the world, and we remove a nail from a guy's head with a claw hammer? I have my suspicions about that aspect, but it's damn funny. Unless you're the one with the nail. http://armyofdog.com/ever-wonder-who-they-write-those-ridiculous-safety-warnings-for.html Japan, the favorite model for gun-grabbers, experienced an event whose very title belies the criminal nature of disarming private citizens, a "mass stabbing."  Seven people, six men and a young woman, were killed and another dozen were injured when a "suicidal" nutbag ran his truck into a crowd and started ... http://armyofdog.com/seven-dead-because-none-of-them-had-a-gun.html So Senator Lord & Savior is now the Democratic Party nominee.  In other news, he's still a fucking disaster as well.  Despite an entire political career of sympathy for Palestinian terrorists, he felt the need to go before AIPAC and tell them how committed he is to making sure that ... http://armyofdog.com/they-chose-poorly.html I'm in Texas, where we have Spring for about four days in early April, and it's already hotter than alien balls.  Luckily I'm in an air conditioned store all day, but the heat seems to cause the new canine acquisition to sleep roughly 28 hours per day.  Not that I'm ... http://armyofdog.com/dog-days.html A French court convicted Brigitte Bardot of "provoking discrimination and racial hatred." PARIS - A Paris court on Tuesday convicted Brigitte Bardot of provoking discrimination and racial hatred for writing that Muslims are destroying France. The court also handed down a $23,325 fine against the former screen ... http://armyofdog.com/get-the-cuffs-ready.html