My days of hanging around strip clubs are long behind me, but I was happy to read this article in the local paper.
A state district judge struck down a state fee on patrons of strip clubs Friday, invalidating a measure designed to raise money for sexual assault victims and people without health insurance.
Travis County Judge [...]
In a shocking story sure to surprise everyone who hasn’t read a newspaper or passed by a television in twenty years, the U.N. is tripping over its own dick in the Sudan.
As Darfur smolders in the aftermath of a new government offensive, a long-sought peacekeeping force, expected to be the world’s largest, is in danger [...]
Maybe I would if I suspected, even for a moment, that most of these ant-war morons actually gave a damn about the Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, and Marines in harm’s way. Some of them certainly do, but most of them seem to be living a self-centered fantasy world where barbarians who saw the heads off [...]
As if we needed further evidence that the “call 911 and wait for the police to handle it” school of home defense is the refuge of pusillanimous bastards, we have this story:
Woman Shot and Killed While Calling 911 to Report Intruders
We can’t say for certain that having a firearm in the house would have saved [...]
In what is no doubt a worldwide plot by the seemingly harmless stingray population to avenge the rape of Mother Nature by evil, SUV-driving humans, a 55-year-old woman was killed while sunbathing on a boat off the coast of Florida.
MARATHON, Fla. (AP) - Officials say a woman died in the Florida Keys after a stingray [...]
Anarchists are dickheads. It’s a universal trait. Every time I see some black-clad, bandanna-wearing, pimple-faced pack of idiots talking about “resistance” and “direct-action,” I start praying that they will actually one day have to live in a state of widespread anarchy. In a truly anarchist environment, these are precisely the people who [...]
I’m going to list three unrelated quotes from recent news stories in order to make a broader point.
Michelle Malkin: Nickelodeon is at it again
This story is one of several Linda Ellerbee uses Sunday night in a “Nick News” special to illuminate a troubling consequence of our ongoing response to the complex issue of immigration.
Ellerbee starts [...]
The bad news, the National Guard bombed your apartment. The good news, it was just practice. My favorite part:
Called a Bomb Dummy Unit 33, the training munition came from an F-16 fighter jet, now under armed guard at the Tulsa Air National Guard Base.
At least we can feel safe knowing that the F-16 [...]
Moral retards come in so many forms that they are almost boringly repetitive at this point. Every once in a while, however, one of them manages to screw up a painfully simple situation with distinction. I’m far from a fan of government involvement in issues of morality that don’t have a direct effect [...]
Dutch parliament bans sex with animals
The Dutch parliament voted unanimously Thursday to outlaw bestiality and pornography involving animals.
Sex with animals and the making of animal pornography now will carry a punishment of up to six months in jail under the measure.
Current Dutch law forbids bestiality only when animals are found to have been mistreated.
I wonder [...]