Army of Dog

Humans have the right to be stupid enough to fall for the Obamessiah’s bullshit, but that doesn’t really entitle you to drag your dog into it.  That’s exactly what the cruel bastards who submitted photos to Puppies4Obama have done.  The site is full of Obamaniacs sending in photos and claiming that their dogs are just licking themselves with anticipation at the idea of an Obama presidency. 

Of course, you can’t just submit a picture, mind you.  First you have to donate money to the Obama campaign, then you can send in your photo.  Even better, you might win their contest for Obama Dog of the Year.  Here are last year’s winners:

Now,I see a lot of dogs on a day-to-day basis, so I like to think that I can read canine body language better than most.  I’m pretty sure that these facial expressions don’t say “Obama in 08!!”  More like “You have to fucking sleep sometime, human.” 

I’m in Texas, where we have Spring for about four days in early April, and it’s already hotter than alien balls.  Luckily I’m in an air conditioned store all day, but the heat seems to cause the new canine acquisition to sleep roughly 28 hours per day.  Not that I’m complaining, because he’s pretty cute doing it.  Here are some quick snapshots of his favorite activity.

Okay, so he’s not technically sleeping in this one, but the chin-on-the-floor thing is his other primary position.

I’m not going to get into Rachel Lucas territory or anything, but I’ll put up some better shots when life slows down a little.  Probably some time in the first quarter of fiscal 2013.