Army of Dog

what “Deréon” means, but I’m pretty sure that it translates roughly as “whore training.” 

The Spartans used to train their boys to be warriors from birth, this is like that except it’s little girls and we’re training them to be hookers.  On the plus side, at least we know the downfall of Western Civilization won’t be slow and drawn out.

Hollywood hates Arabs. At the least Hollywood uncritically reflects the fact that Americans hate Arabs. That’s why we make them the bad guys in all of our movies. How else would you explain the fact that Arabs keep showing up as the bad guys in movies about terrorism? I could understand the meme if most of the people out doing crazy shit like flying airplanes into buildings and blowing up schoolchildren were Arab Muslims, but most of that stuff is being done by little old Irish ladies from what I can tell.

Luckily, Jack Shaheen agrees with me about the whole “Hollywood unfairly portrays Arabs” thing, so he wrote a book called Guilty — Hollywood’s Verdict on Arabs after 9/11. In the book he apparently singles out movies that he thinks are the worst offenders. Films like The Kingdom and television shows like 24 have unfairly created an “Arab-American bogeyman.” If Hollywood were responsible when they make terrorism films, they would have the villain be Italian or maybe a militant Native Hawaiian separatist. Anything but an Arab Muslim.

Here’s a comparison list of Jack’s good films vs. bad films in terms of Arab Muslim portrayal:

I know what you’re thinking, “Brett, all of those films in the ‘good’ column seem to be virulently anti-American, anti-military, and anti-Bush Administration films. Is it possible that a man who describes himself as ‘a committed internationalist and a devoted humanist‘ might, perhaps, be making this ridiculous contention in an attempt to equate narratives that don’t fit a left-wing view of terrorism with ethnic bigotry?” To which I say “RACIST!!!”

America’s second favorite walking traffic accident is announcing that she’ll be showing us her naughty bits (again, but on purpose this time) in order to establish herself as a “serious actress.”

Troubled Hollywood starlet Lindsay Lohan is planning to appear naked in an low-budget film in an effort to revive her flailing career, it has been claimed.

The actress is said to have agreed to strip down for just £40,000 for the indie film Florence to prove herself as a “mature actress”.

The 21-year-old, who previously played a pole dancer in the box-office flop I Know Who Killed Me, has reportedly agreed to “full frontal” nudity in her role as a nymphomaniac waitress in the drama.

Somehow, I don’t think Mean Girls makes you Katherine Hepburn, or even Angelina Jolie. But we’ve come to a point where a twenty-something actress’s people are actually saying publicly that she’s getting naked in order to be taken seriously. There has been speculation for years that young actresses will take on roles involving nudity in order to grow out of a teeny-bopper stereotype, but I think Lindsay Lohan probably passed that station on the typecasting train somewhere around her second stint in rehab.

All of that being said, it probably won’t work anyway. The people who really want to see Lindsay Lohan naked are going to just download the scenes off whatever website or file-sharing network they can find them on. Umm…If anybody gets that URL, let me know.

Mariah Carey surpasses Elvis in No. 1s

With her 18th chart-topper “Touch My Body,” Mariah Carey has passed Elvis Presley for the most No. 1 singles on the Billboard singles chart, and is now second only to the Beatles. But while the diva was in full celebration mode after learning of her latest milestone, she was also quick to put her accomplishment in perspective.

“I really can never put myself in the category of people who have not only revolutionized music but also changed the world,” Carey told The Associated Press on Tuesday via phone from London. “That’s a completely different era and time … I’m just feeling really happy and grateful.”

Carey’s single is the new No. 1 single on Billboard’s Hot 100 singles chart: The song also is No. 1 on the trade magazine’s digital download chart thanks to a precedent-setting 286,000 downloads in its debut week. She had been tied with Presley with 17 No. 1 singles; the Beatles are the all-time leaders with 20. (Madonna also beat a Presley record this week, surpassing the King for the most top 10 hits with her 37th for her hit “4 Minutes.”)

At least she admits that she’s not in the same league as Elvis. The Beatles are fucking overrated, so I won’t be broken up about it if she passes them, but Elvis? Come on.

If a man who marries slutty celebrities for attention and a hepatitis-positive former Playboy centerfold whose previous matrimonial accomplishments consist of Tommy Lee and Kid Rock can’t make it work, do any of us really have a chance?

Pam Anderson, Husband Agree Two-Month Marriage Should Be Annulled Over Fraud

Rick Salomon agrees in papers responding to a filing by the “Baywatch” actress that the marriage should be annulled because of fraud, though neither set of documents elaborated.

Salomon did not ask for spousal support and asked that it not be awarded to Anderson.

A phone message left for Anderson’s publicist was not immediately returned Friday.

Rick Salomon married Shannen Doherty and is most famous for being the dick in the 1 Night in Paris video. Pamela Anderson has publicly admitted to having Hepatitis-C, changes cup sizes more often than I change my oil, and got pounded by Tommy Lee in the most famous celebrity sex tape in history. How in the hell is “fraud” even possible in this disaster?