Bad News, Good News

The bad news, the National Guard bombed your apartment. The good news, it was just practice. My favorite part:

Called a Bomb Dummy Unit 33, the training munition came from an F-16 fighter jet, now under armed guard at the Tulsa Air National Guard Base.

At least we can feel safe knowing that the F-16 won’t be escaping the base and terrorizing multi-unit residential areas across the state. (Yes, I know they put it under guard so that it can’t be tampered with while they conduct an investigation.)